from rogue snake to mutant worm to some kind of cursed ceiling spaghetti. Curiosity turned to concern, concern turned to dread, and suddenly I was full-on investigating like I was in a low-budget horror movie. I even grabbed a broom,
not for defense—just for moral support. I was absolutely not emotionally prepared for whatever was living rent-free up there. So yeah, that’s how my normal day turned into an unplanned episode of National Geographic: Mild Suburban Panic Edition.

